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HTales from the Table


My Name is Inigo Montoya

Posted on January 17, 2017

I was playing a 5e session with seven other people (the DM said, "Why not?"). There was a Tiefling Warlock (who was always yelling), two Elf Rangers, a Human Wizard with a Napoleon complex, a Half-Orc Fighter with 7 INT, a Dragonborn Barbarian who was a semi-cannibal, and an egotistical Bard. I played a Cleric that was always falling asleep in combat.

The increased party size meant our DM doubled the amount of monsters we had to fight (this will come up later.) We were infiltrating a Goblin hideout. Routine stuff.

Nope, ‘cause it turned out to be a massive dungeon.

Everyone decided on stealth, and the Warlock and the Bard…

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