One of my favorite characters from my high school D&D group was Tom. Tom was an aged man, very creepy, and had a magical shop that teleported as the players needed. Tom was strategically also the main villain of the entire campaign and was a god at haggling.
One of the best Tom stories was when the team's Bard wished to switch from playing the piano to the jaw-harp. He decided to buy one off of Tom. Tom informed him that he had three, but they were all made of human flesh.
After a long winded debate, Tom revealed that all three were actually the same jaw-harp and there were multiples due to time-travel. Also, the Bard was…Read more