Rule 1: Cardio
Posted on April 19, 2018
Our adventuring group tends to get a lot of loot throughout our adventures. As such, our DM has seen fit to give us proper storage for said loot. In this particular campaign, this came in the shape of a "Box" of Holding.
Through a series of events that I'm somewhat fuzzy on because I joined the group after, the party had defeated and captured a pirate. We had to get him to the proper authorities, but we didn't have a good way to transport him. Finally, someone just suggested that we throw him in the box and keep the lid ajar so that he wouldn't suffocate. Was the best idea we had at the time, so we did and promptly forgot about him.
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