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Curse of the Crit Fail

Posted on May 23, 2016

Sometimes you receive a sign that it time to stop playing. Other times you just refuse to accept it.

It was just another Friday at our local shop and we were back to play in our campaign that had now been going for six months. All of us being experienced players, we’d decided to begin this campaign with higher-level characters.

Having been chosen as a champion of the Dragon gods and acting as a judicator for one of the thirteen realms in our universe, our 25th level character, Grael va Nash, had gear that could end a god if the need arose.

Well, the need arose.

Our party had taken a few months in-game to return to their…

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Don’t Mock the Dice Odds

Posted on May 22, 2016

A year or so ago I was running a game for a bunch of friends who had never played D&D before. I'd dropped them in a room flooding with water from a sprung trap and an invisible maze between them and the exit.

While the Drow Assassin, Tiefling Warlock, and Half-Orc Barbarian tried to feel their way through, one of the newest players, a Fire Genasi Swordmage, tried to stay behind and block the gush of water. He'd accidentally busted one of the pipes wide open while managing to pinch another one closed.

He turned to me and said, "I want to sit on it."

"What?" I replied, confused.

"I want to sit on the pipe and block the hole…

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Woolsworth, God of Sheep

Posted on May 19, 2016

I was recently invited to play 5E with some good friends of mine who have been playing for years. We have a rather large party (seven players) so our DM has to put up with a lot. I mean a LOT.

We had recently discovered that incredibly over-complicated plans seemed to work rather well for us. After walking a character into a hostile military stronghold, and after a successful Griffin hunt which involved ropes, boulders, a disguise kit, and plenty of screaming, we were given a quest to get a Cyclop’s eye.

As four of the seven players are new, we had no idea how tough a Cyclops would be. While we figured it wouldn't be impossible,…

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