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My Name is Inigo Montoya

Posted on January 17, 2017

I was playing a 5e session with seven other people (the DM said, "Why not?"). There was a Tiefling Warlock (who was always yelling), two Elf Rangers, a Human Wizard with a Napoleon complex, a Half-Orc Fighter with 7 INT, a Dragonborn Barbarian who was a semi-cannibal, and an egotistical Bard. I played a Cleric that was always falling asleep in combat.

The increased party size meant our DM doubled the amount of monsters we had to fight (this will come up later.) We were infiltrating a Goblin hideout. Routine stuff.

Nope, ‘cause it turned out to be a massive dungeon.

Everyone decided on stealth, and the Warlock and the Bard…

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The Bear Killer

Posted on January 16, 2017

On a one-shot goofy adventure with friends, my young brother took up the role of DM. I was testing a Gnome Wizard Illusionist I called Guizmo, who had a funny background—he was once a very talented Thief who, in a turn of bad luck, swapped his skills with a Wizard’s apprentice and became a Wizard himself. After that he decided to travel the world to spread the legend of the talented Thief he once was (I was quite inspired that day). Our friends played a Tiefling Wild Magic Sorcerer and a very annoying Human Monk Jedi.

After some sea combat with pirates, we arrived in a town where the DM prepared a side quest for us, starting at a…

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Fighting for the Right to Party

Posted on January 12, 2017

In my 10+ years of D&D, I’ve played a good majority of the classes, but until recently had yet to rise to what I considered to be the ultimate roleplaying challenge: a Bard. My group was starting up a new campaign, and with the arrival of 5e I decided to throw caution to the wind and roll up a dashing, silver-tongued Half-Elf named Seamus. All the while I was cracking jokes about having to sing my way out of battle.

I’d missed the first few sessions in the campaign, so Seamus had to come in as a hostage found in a bugbear-infested dungeon. The dungeon had the added surprise of gelatinous cubes that could be “ridden” by a humanoid…

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