I joined a friend’s homebrew adventure and brought in my character Thock, the Half-Orc Barbarian with a good heart and one level of Bard for Perform Interpretive Dance.
Many of the sessions went about as well as you could imagine with a character such as Thock involved.
The most memorable moment (in fact, the one we still quote to this day) happened as we were trying to sneak into the Vampire-infested camp down in a small wooded basin.
Thock passed a spot check to see a guard hiding up in a tree, ready to rain down arrow-ish terror upon us.
Thock grabbed firm hold of the tree and began to shake the would-be…